As seen in the: Metro! Evening Standard!

Your favourite brand Condoms, every month.

We’re always on time, so she’s never late…

Just call us your Virtual Wingman 👊

From £4.99! – Free Discreet Delivery! – Cancel Anytime!

Sick and tired of embarrassing situations?

No more queuing awkwardly at the supermarket. No more embarrassing exchanges with the lady at the counter. Do yourself a favour, sign up today.

Pick your plan

Which one are you..?

The Stud

£499a month
  • 10 Mixed Condoms*
  • No extras
  • No random item

The Smooth Operator

£699a month
  • 15 Mixed Condoms*
  • Upto 3 free extras!
  • No random item

The Pick Up Artist (Popular)

£999a month
  • 20 Mixed Condoms*
  • Upto 5 free extras!
  • A random item!

The Ultimate Casanova

£1299a month
  • 25 Mixed Condoms*
  • Upto 7 free extras!
  • A random item!

* “Mixed Condoms” includes a mixture of different brands and condom varieties.

Want to pick your own Condoms?

Available in either 6, 12 or 24 condoms.

Durex Pleasure Me Condoms

From £4.99 per month

Durex Extra Safe Condoms

From £5.99 per month

Durex Thin Feel Condoms

From £5.99 per month

Skyn Condoms

From £5.99 per month


So, how does it work?

1. You Subscribe!


First, you pick a plan and enter your details. Be sure to include any relevant allergy information! Subscriptions start from the date you sign up and will continue from that date every month.

2. We send!


We dispatch your box with Free Discreet postage. We send all packs via Royal Mail around the same time you subscribed each month. You should receive your box within 3-5 working days!

3. You enjoy!


You put them to good use! From month to month you’ll receive an exciting variety of all the big brand Condoms and Extras that you’d find in your local Supermarket!

With free delivery and discreet postage, you can’t go wrong.
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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)

Subscriptions start the date you sign up and will continue from that date each month. We dispatch your box via Royal Mail once we receive your payment during that month. You should receive your box within 3-5 working days.
Most definitely! Simply add your recipients address instead of yours, when checking out.
No Problem! We ask you to include any information about allergies just in case you are allergic to any specific types of condoms or materials at the checkout.
We hate to see you go! If you wish to cancel simply drop us an email at
Great! Simply cancel your subscription and resubscribe, then pick the new plan of your choice.
When you subscribe or payment is made, you will receive an email with a link that will allow you to update this information.
We accept Visa, MasterCard, Maestro and American Express using the secure payment systems Stripe and PayPal..
Of course! We understood that some people may not like surprises and would prefer to pick their own products or brands. Please click here to access our shop!
We decided to add this as we get asked this a lot! The name of the agency that built our website is VD Media.

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